Andrew from Dugald:
One of the problems that Dr. Livingstone had in Africa was rampant diarrhea; he was often inContinent.
Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer.
How is physics similar to medicine?
It’s an atomy subject.
When the cops showed up at the Chinese restaurant after receiving a burglary call, they were shocked at the wonton destruction.
Frittata: food for a ‘bare breasts’ advocate.
Which country has the most women? The China.
When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.
An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift.
Snakes are looking just for a place to be long.


